Heat's weirdest crush 2008

The results are in. The votes have been counted and collected and it's official. Jeremy Clarkson is the winner of Heat's Weirdest Crush 2008.

So is it really that weird to fancy Clarkson? Well probably, given that the demographic of Heat readers are rather unlikely to watch Top Gear. Most of them probably know him as the mouthy bloke from that car programme.

So why do the ladies love him? It's not his dodgy, curly and seemingly uncontrollable hair, it's definitely not his beer belly or his dress sense. It's his personality. His ability to be able to make a joke out of anything is part of it. Funny men are sexy. In the case of Clarkson, the fact that he is loaded and has some truly beautiful cars obviously helps.

The three runners up in order were: Barack Obama, GMTV's Andrew Castle and Peep Show's David Mitchell.

Barack Obama will have control of the USA and therefore is sexy due to his power status. Andrew Castle is almost understandable due to his looks and David Mitchell is funny, and as stated before funny men are sexy.